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Udderly Relaxed T-Shirt

Udderly Relaxed T-Shirt

Regular price $29.99
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Color: Dark Grey Heather
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  • 🇺🇸 Est. Delivery: 5 - 7 days
  • 🔁 No-Quibble Refunds
  • 🔒 Secure Encrypted Checkout

🚚 Free Shipping when you buy 2 or more!

Description

This shirt is for anyone whose spirit animal is a Highland Cow with a spa subscription. Calm, chaotic, and slightly off - just like your life choices. Moo-ve over stress, we’ve got bubbles.

👕 Bella+Canvas 3001 tee with a super-soft feel

💁‍♀️ Technically unisex, but let’s be honest: women wear it better!

🌸 100% Cotton so it's lightweight, breathable, and soft against the skin

🌿 Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

🇺🇸 Printed & Shipped in the USA

👌 Retail fit that flatters any body type

📏 Runs true to size for the perfect fit. If you want a looser fit, go up a size

SHIPPING

🚚 Shipping is only $3.99, but...

💰 ...get Free Shipping when you buy 2 or more!

🇺🇸 At this time, we are only shipping to the USA

📅 Usually, you'll receive your items within 5 - 7 working days of ordering

REFUNDS

⭐ We have a No-Quibble Refund policy to guarantee your satisfaction!

Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

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  • Tiny operation, big personality. Every design is hand-picked, self-roasted, and emotionally processed by a real human (hi, I'm Mike).

  • Weird art, wordplay, and unhinged nonsense. If it makes you laugh-snort or earns a side-eye at brunch, it belongs here.

  • Not trying to be cool. Trying to be funny. Cool is exhausting. Funny lasts longer (and smells less like cologne samples).

FAQs

Each t-shirt is printed and shipped in the U.S. Depending on your location, it might come from a facility in Florida, California, or another state. Rest assured, it's not coming from a mysterious warehouse overseas.

Usually, you'll receive your t-shirts within 5 - 7 working days of ordering. Neat, huh?

Our t-shirts range from XS to 3XL, depending on the style. We believe everyone deserves to wear something that makes them laugh (or at least offends someone).

Yup, just click the Size Chart link under the Size buttons.

We use high-quality, comfortable t-shirts: the Gildan 64000 and Bella+Canvas 3001. They're soft, durable, and perfect for showcasing our unique designs.

Yes, once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email. You can use it to follow your t-shirt's journey to your doorstep.

If your shirt arrives damaged or there's a printing error, we'll send you another one. If you're still not happy, our No-Quibble Refund policy will guarantee your happiness with a full refund. I just ask that you donate the unwanted t-shirt to charity.

For any other inquiries, please reach out to us using the Contact page - I'm here to help!