My Back Hurts T-Shirt
My Back Hurts T-Shirt
Classic fit t-shirt that’s easy, comfy, and always reliable.
Bundle & Save!
| Bundle | Price * | Perks |
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| Dynamic Duo: 2 tees | $55 | One for you, one for HR to cry about |
| Chaos Trio: 3 tees | $80 | Free Shipping auto-applies |
| Overtime Pack: 4+ tees | $25 each | Free Shipping + bigger savings! |
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* Prices based on S to XL. 2XL & 3XL are slightly more, but chill, bundle discounts still apply. |
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🤑 Add this & the matching My Back Hurts Mug to your cart and get 10% off the mug!
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- 🇺🇸 Ships in 2 to 3 days
- 😎 No-Quibble Refunds
- 📦 Free Shipping on 3+ Tees
Description
The unofficial uniform of every overworked team player. Equal parts office humor and spinal injury, this tee says what your Outlook status can’t. Wear it to the Monday stand-up, the Friday happy hour, or straight to your next performance review. HR won’t laugh, but your coworkers will.
Complete the look with the My Back Hurts Mug - just in case dress code doesn't allow tees...
Details
Details
👕 Gildan Softstyle tee with a super-soft feel for all-day comfort
🌸 100% Cotton so it's lightweight, breathable, and soft against the skin
🌿 Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
🇺🇸 Printed & Shipped in the USA
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
👔 Classic unisex fit that feels relaxed without looking boxy
📏 True to size for easy everyday wear - stick with your usual size
👕 Standard body length with comfortable sleeve room
Shipping & Refunds
Shipping & Refunds
SHIPPING
🚚 Shipping is only $3.99, but...
💰 ...get Free Shipping when you spend over $75!
🇺🇸 At this time, we are only shipping to the USA
📅 Usually, you'll receive your items within 5 - 7 working days of ordering
REFUNDS
⭐ We have a No-Quibble Refund policy to guarantee your satisfaction!
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.
✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.
✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.
Gildan 64000 Size Chart
How to pick your tee size without accidentally cosplaying as a sausage.
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Lay your favorite t-shirt flat. Flat. Like roadkill, but less tragic.
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Measure across the chest, from one side to the other. That’s your width. Don’t wrap it around unless you’re measuring regret.
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For the length, measure from the shoulder seam just off the neckline down to the bottom hem. That’s your shirt’s height. Or emotional depth. Up to you.
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Compare your measurements to ours. If they match, congratulations - you’ve just won at adulting.
Pro tip: If the t-shirt you already own makes you feel like a functioning human, just copy those measurements. No overthinking. This isn’t Tinder.
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FAQs
Where do you ship from?
Each t-shirt is printed and shipped in the U.S. Depending on your location, it might come from a facility in Florida, California, or another state. Rest assured, it's not coming from a mysterious warehouse overseas.
How long will it take to get my awesome t-shirt?
Usually, you'll receive your t-shirts within 5 - 7 working days of ordering. Neat, huh?
What sizes do you offer?
Our t-shirts range from XS to 3XL, depending on the style. Everyone deserves to wear something that makes them laugh (or at least offends someone).
Do you have a size chart?
Yup, just click the Size Chart link under the Size buttons.
How do bundles work?
Bundles auto-apply in cart: 2 for $55, 3 for $80 (with free shipping), 4+ just $25 each - and free shipping. Larger sizes cost a little more, but bundle discounts still apply.
What kind of t-shirts do you use?
We use high-quality, comfortable t-shirts: the Gildan 64000 and Bella+Canvas 3001. They're soft, durable, and perfect for showcasing our unique designs.
Can I track my order?
Yes, once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email. You can use it to follow your t-shirt's journey to your doorstep.
I have an issue with my t-shirt - now what?
If your shirt arrives damaged or there's a printing error, we'll send you another one. If you're still not happy, our No-Quibble Refund policy will guarantee your happiness with a full refund. I just ask that you donate the unwanted t-shirt to charity.
I have another question. How can I contact you?
For any other inquiries, please reach out to us using the Contact page - I'm here to help!
How Hysteeria Got This Weird (On Purpose)
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Funny that actually lands. Not the “Live, Laugh, Love” kind. We do sarcasm, darkness, and weirdness - basically, shirts with a sense of humor and a hint of therapy.
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Designed by a comedy nerd, not an AI or a dropshipper in a rush. One guy, one brain full of sitcoms, stand-up, and too much time on the internet.
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Conversation starters (or enders). Wear one to your next family dinner. See what happens.
