About Us
Hi, I’m Mike - and I’ve been obsessed with funny for as long as I’ve had a functioning brain.
I was that kid: self-deprecating, always chasing laughs, usually one joke away from detention. Then came the greats: Laurel & Hardy, The Two Ronnies, Buster Keaton, Harold Lloyd. Later it was Cheers, Frasier, Everybody Loves Raymond… then Carlin, Hicks, Murphy, Dice Clay. If it made me laugh, I studied it. Still do.
Hysteeria is all of that, poured onto t-shirts.
Dumb puns. Weird art. Designs that push boundaries - or toe the line in steel-toed boots. It’s my way of sharing the stuff that makes me laugh (and hopefully, makes you laugh too). If it’s sarcastic, dark, dry, or just plain dumb, I’m into it.
This is a one-man show, and that’s kind of the whole point. Hysteeria isn’t just another tee brand. It’s a small, chaotic corner of the internet for people who:
- weaponize awkward silences
- believe in the power of a solid double entendre (or a single entendre)
- use humor as a love language (and defense mechanism)
Every tee’s printed on high-quality, stupidly soft fabric, because you shouldn’t have to choose between comfort and chaos.
Some designs are loud. Some are subtle. Some might get you side-eyes in public or questions from your mom. Perfect.
New designs drop regularly, so there’s always another excuse to laugh, cringe, or confuse strangers.
If you’re done with bland and want a wardrobe that speaks fluent funny (with a minor in dark), then yeah—welcome to Hysteeria.
Wear the joke. Own the joke. Or just enjoy the weird looks.