Bitch Please T-Shirt
Bitch Please T-Shirt
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- 🇺🇸 Est. Delivery: 5 - 7 days
- 🔁 No-Quibble Refunds
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🚚 Free Shipping when you buy 2 or more!
Description
This cheeky and confident tee is perfect for anyone who loves a little sass in their style. With a simple yet bold statement, it's great for standing out and making people laugh. Whether you're out with friends or just want to add some attitude to your wardrobe, this one says it all.
Details
Details
👕 Bella+Canvas 3001 tee with a super-soft feel
💁♀️ Technically unisex, but let’s be honest: women wear it better!
🌸 100% Cotton so it's lightweight, breathable, and soft against the skin
🌿 Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester
🇺🇸 Printed & Shipped in the USA
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
👌 Retail fit that flatters any body type
📏 Runs true to size for the perfect fit. If you want a looser fit, go up a size
Shipping & Refunds
Shipping & Refunds
SHIPPING
🚚 Shipping is only $3.99, but...
💰 ...get Free Shipping when you buy 2 or more!
🇺🇸 At this time, we are only shipping to the USA
📅 Usually, you'll receive your items within 5 - 7 working days of ordering
REFUNDS
⭐ We have a No-Quibble Refund policy to guarantee your satisfaction!
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.
✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.
✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.
Bella+Canvas 3001 Size Chart
How to pick your tee size without accidentally cosplaying as a sausage.
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Lay your favorite t-shirt flat. Flat, like roadkill, but less tragic.
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Measure across the chest, from one side to the other. That’s your width. Don’t wrap it around unless you’re measuring regret.
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For the length, measure from the shoulder seam just off the neckline down to the bottom hem. That’s your shirt’s height. Or emotional depth. Up to you.
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Compare your measurements to ours. If they match, congratulations - you’ve just won at adulting.
Pro tip: If the t-shirt you already own makes you feel like a functioning human, just copy those measurements. No overthinking. This isn’t Tinder.
Popular Right Now:
Hysteeria: For People Who Laugh at the Wrong Time
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Tiny operation, big personality. Every design is hand-picked, self-roasted, and emotionally processed by a real human (hi, I'm Mike).
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Weird art, wordplay, and unhinged nonsense. If it makes you laugh-snort or earns a side-eye at brunch, it belongs here.
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Not trying to be cool. Trying to be funny. Cool is exhausting. Funny lasts longer (and smells less like cologne samples).
FAQs
Where do you ship from?
Each t-shirt is printed and shipped in the U.S. Depending on your location, it might come from a facility in Florida, California, or another state. Rest assured, it's not coming from a mysterious warehouse overseas.
How long will it take to get my awesome t-shirt?
Usually, you'll receive your t-shirts within 5 - 7 working days of ordering. Neat, huh?
What sizes do you offer?
Our t-shirts range from XS to 3XL, depending on the style. We believe everyone deserves to wear something that makes them laugh (or at least offends someone).
Do you have a size chart?
Yup, just click the Size Chart link under the Size buttons.
What kind of t-shirts do you use?
We use high-quality, comfortable t-shirts: the Gildan 64000 and Bella+Canvas 3001. They're soft, durable, and perfect for showcasing our unique designs.
Can I track my order?
Yes, once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email. You can use it to follow your t-shirt's journey to your doorstep.
I have an issue with my t-shirt - now what?
If your shirt arrives damaged or there's a printing error, we'll send you another one. If you're still not happy, our No-Quibble Refund policy will guarantee your happiness with a full refund. I just ask that you donate the unwanted t-shirt to charity.
I have another question. How can I contact you?
For any other inquiries, please reach out to us using the Contact page - I'm here to help!