Baroque Geisha T-Shirt
Baroque Geisha T-Shirt
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- 🇺🇸 Est. Delivery: 5 - 7 days
- 🔁 No-Quibble Refunds
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🚚 Free Shipping when you buy 2 or more!
Description
This one’s for the drama queens with deadly fans and deadlier silence. A little glam, a little menace, and definitely judging your life choices. Looks classy from far away - gets weirder the closer you get. Just like your dating history.
Details
Details
👕 Bella+Canvas 3001 tee with a super-soft feel
💁♀️ Technically unisex, but let’s be honest: women wear it better!
🌸 100% Cotton so it's lightweight, breathable, and soft against the skin
🌿 Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester
🇺🇸 Printed & Shipped in the USA
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
👌 Retail fit that flatters any body type
📏 Runs true to size for the perfect fit. If you want a looser fit, go up a size
Shipping & Refunds
Shipping & Refunds
SHIPPING
🚚 Shipping is only $3.99, but...
💰 ...get Free Shipping when you buy 2 or more!
🇺🇸 At this time, we are only shipping to the USA
📅 Usually, you'll receive your items within 5 - 7 working days of ordering
REFUNDS
⭐ We have a No-Quibble Refund policy to guarantee your satisfaction!
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.
✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.
✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.
Bella+Canvas 3001 Size Chart
How to pick your tee size without accidentally cosplaying as a sausage.
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Lay your favorite t-shirt flat. Flat, like roadkill, but less tragic.
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Measure across the chest, from one side to the other. That’s your width. Don’t wrap it around unless you’re measuring regret.
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For the length, measure from the shoulder seam just off the neckline down to the bottom hem. That’s your shirt’s height. Or emotional depth. Up to you.
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Compare your measurements to ours. If they match, congratulations - you’ve just won at adulting.
Pro tip: If the t-shirt you already own makes you feel like a functioning human, just copy those measurements. No overthinking. This isn’t Tinder.
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Tiny operation, big personality. Every design is hand-picked, self-roasted, and emotionally processed by a real human (hi, I'm Mike).
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Weird art, wordplay, and unhinged nonsense. If it makes you laugh-snort or earns a side-eye at brunch, it belongs here.
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Not trying to be cool. Trying to be funny. Cool is exhausting. Funny lasts longer (and smells less like cologne samples).
FAQs
Where do you ship from?
Each t-shirt is printed and shipped in the U.S. Depending on your location, it might come from a facility in Florida, California, or another state. Rest assured, it's not coming from a mysterious warehouse overseas.
How long will it take to get my awesome t-shirt?
Usually, you'll receive your t-shirts within 5 - 7 working days of ordering. Neat, huh?
What sizes do you offer?
Our t-shirts range from XS to 3XL, depending on the style. We believe everyone deserves to wear something that makes them laugh (or at least offends someone).
Do you have a size chart?
Yup, just click the Size Chart link under the Size buttons.
What kind of t-shirts do you use?
We use high-quality, comfortable t-shirts: the Gildan 64000 and Bella+Canvas 3001. They're soft, durable, and perfect for showcasing our unique designs.
Can I track my order?
Yes, once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email. You can use it to follow your t-shirt's journey to your doorstep.
I have an issue with my t-shirt - now what?
If your shirt arrives damaged or there's a printing error, we'll send you another one. If you're still not happy, our No-Quibble Refund policy will guarantee your happiness with a full refund. I just ask that you donate the unwanted t-shirt to charity.
I have another question. How can I contact you?
For any other inquiries, please reach out to us using the Contact page - I'm here to help!