Funny, sarcastic, arty tees on quality cotton. For people who’d rather be funny than well-adjusted.

Embrace Hysteeria...

We print uncalled-for punchlines, weird art, and barely HR-safe ideas on soft cotton tees and ship them across the U.S. in 2 – 3 business days (faster than your boss replies to emails).

Wear one and watch the magic happen: passive-aggressive compliments, confused chuckles, nervous HR side-eyes, or just a stranger whispering “same” as they walk by.

My Back Hurts T-Shirt

FAQs

Where do you ship from?

Each t-shirt is printed and shipped in the U.S. Depending on your location, it might come from a facility in Florida, California, or another state. Rest assured, it's not coming from a mysterious warehouse overseas.

How long will it take to get my awesome t-shirt?

Usually, you'll receive your t-shirts within 5 - 7 working days of ordering. Neat, huh?

What sizes do you offer?

Our t-shirts range from XS to 3XL, depending on the style. We believe everyone deserves to wear something that makes them laugh (or at least offends someone).

Do you have a size chart?

Yup, just click the Size Chart link under the Size buttons.

How do bundles work?

Bundles auto-apply in cart: 2 for $55, 3 for $80 (with free shipping), 4+ just $25 each - and free shipping. Larger sizes cost a little more, but bundle discounts still apply.

What kind of t-shirts do you use?

We use high-quality, comfortable t-shirts: the Gildan 64000 and Bella+Canvas 3001. They're soft, durable, and perfect for showcasing our unique designs.

Can I track my order?

Yes, once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email. You can use it to follow your t-shirt's journey to your doorstep.

I have an issue with my t-shirt - now what?

If your shirt arrives damaged or there's a printing error, we'll send you another one. If you're still not happy, our No-Quibble Refund policy will guarantee your happiness with a full refund. I just ask that you donate the unwanted t-shirt to charity.

I have another question. How can I contact you?

For any other inquiries, please reach out to us using the Contact page - I'm here to help!

  • Free Shipping

    when you buy 2+ tees

  • No-Quibble Refunds

    your money back, no drama

  • Five-star Customer Service

    shirt support & life advice